Cher is about to host a rager.
The has-been celebrity and certifiable lunatic has spent much of her free time (of which she apparently has a lot) bashing President Donald Trump, conservatives, and just about anybody who doesn’t have a screeching, wailing love for all things leftist.
The 71-year-old was at it again Tuesday with a bizarre tweet telling people that everybody must open their homes and “protect” Dreamers (who are in absolutely no danger whatsoever) from…from deportation, I suppose?
Of course, President Trump’s phasing out of Barack Obama’s unconstitutional DACA program won’t begin for another six months – giving a dysfunctional Congress plenty of time to get their act together and pass a law addressing the issue.
Even then, Trump seemed to be negotiating with himself when he later tweeted that if Congress doesn’t “fix” the DACA program, he would “revisit” the issue.
Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017
“Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do),” he wrote. “If they can’t, I will revisit this issue!”
Now that doesn’t sound like a very heartless and cruel act, does it?
Not to most people. But it does to Cher.
She tweeted with her idiotic emoticons that everyone should harbor a “Dreamer” in case roving bands of ICE agents want to strip them from their homes and chuck them across the Rio Grande.
Those Who Can Must Take a DREAMER In2 Their Home & Protect Them‼️I’m Ready 2 Do This & 🙏🏻Others in MY BUSINESS WILL DO THE SAME‼️SANCTUARY
— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2017
“Those Who Can Must Take a DREAMER In2 Their Home & Protect Them [Two Large, Red Exclamation Points] I’m Ready 2 Do This & [Praying Hands Icon] others in MY BUSINESS WILL DO THE SAME[Two Large, Red Exclamation Points]SANCTUARY”
So of course, this begs the question – what about Cher herself? Will she be leading by example? She has said that she’s “Ready” to open her home to some of the 800,000 “Dreamers” in the country, so we need to find out exactly where they’re supposed to go.
Can I get an address? I'm on my way over with a couple friends pic.twitter.com/bL8G9VqX7A
— Kyle Norris (@Ky9421) September 6, 2017
So where exactly does Cher live? Well, that’s kind of a mystery. Back in 2009, she listed her home along the Pacific Coast Highway for a cool $45 million. We’re not sure whether or not she still lives there. Back in 2010, she sold a mansion she had in Hawaii for almost $9 million, so she’s probably not there.
She might live at 2727 Benedict Canyon in Beverly Hills. Here’s a video of the compound. It looks like there’s plenty of space for Dreamers to set up a small town there.
There’s another video called “Cher’s House Tour.” It looks a bit sketchy, but that might be where she lives. They don’t give an address.
The closest we can get to finding her home is a purchase she made in 2013 of a home in Beverly Hills for $2.15 million. This one seems a bit small by comparison, having only four bedrooms, three bathrooms and 3,000 square feet.
Still, it’s plenty of room for at least a half-dozen Dreamers to live comfortably, far away from the evil Donald Trump.
Finally, some on Twitter thought she had an ulterior motive.
She is kidnapping Mexicans to clean her solid gold toilets! Someone save them from her!!!!!
— the Lord Humongous (@CJArndt) September 6, 2017
Let's see how many she takes in, the ones that work for her don't count
— tomkasee (@damantpk) September 6, 2017
Others wondered why Cher was still in the country.
You're still here I thought you were moving out of the country in November
— Comey (@ChuckWagon62) September 5, 2017