Hillary Clinton Wants To Campaign For Dems In 2018

Do you remember Phoebe from the television show Friends?

She sang that great, quirky song “Smelly catttt, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

If you don’t know the song, you should.

Now, change the words.

“Hilla-rrrry, Hillary. What are they feeding you?”

Just like smelly cats who return to the house that feeds them, Hillary Clinton keeps returning to the Democratic party.

According to The Blaze:

Hillary Clinton may have lost the White House to President Donald Trump last November, but that isn’t going to stop the twice failed presidential candidate from making a campaign trail comeback…

…Hillary Clinton may have lost the White House to President Donald Trump last November, but that isn’t going to stop the twice failed presidential candidate from making a campaign trail comeback.

Sources who spoke with the Hill said Clinton is likely to target nearly two dozen Republican-controlled districts that she won in last year’s election.

“She’s very well aware of how she performed in those districts,” a “longtime Clinton confidant” told the Hill.

The Hillz is so hungry for the spotlight she’s willing to campaign anytime, anywhere, for anyone.

Don’t throw me into retirement just yet!

Feed me the spot light! Let me be your smelly cat!

In fact, Republicans welcome the Hillz as their best 6th man.

Nothing makes one vote Republican more than Hillary.

Tweets across Twitter have argued Hillz is the “gift that keeps giving”, “Music to Republicans ears!” and “the role of the albatross.”

As reported by The Blaze, “…[S]ince 2010, Democrats nationwide have suffered heavy losses in local, state and federal elections–all at a time when Clinton and former President Barack Obama were the face of the Democratic Party.”

A Republican strategist reported, “For 30 years, Hillary Clinton has essentially been Old Faithful for Republican candidates. Her coninued prominence only helps GOP candidates with an electorate that historically is more favorable than what they faced in the last presidential election.”

Smelly cat, smelly cat…I’ll keep on feeding you!

Regan Pifer

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Reagan Pifer has taught and researched American history and politics in higher education for ten years. These are her rants.