Liberal Reporters Test Their Testosterone Levels; Guess How it Turned Out

Well, this should be interesting.

Liberal Buzzfeed journalists competing to see who is more attractive.

Which were the “hottest” males at BuzzFeed? They had their testosterone levels tested to find out.

According to Healthline, an average adult male’s testosterone level averages at 617 ng/dL.

And yet, none of these male journalists met that average (Shocking!). The Daily Wire has the scoop:

[A]ll the men testing below the level of a typical 85-year-old male (376 ng/dL). Moreover, three of the four men tested below the average range, and the male with the highest testosterone level, Eugene, still had a relatively low T-score with 363 ng/dL.

As noted by Elite Men’s Guide, “testosterone is what makes a man a man.” The hormone indicates muscle mass, body frame, sex drive, aggression, and the amount of hair on your chest […]

This comes as no surprise, of course. Effeminate men are more prone to be the BuzzFeed, pro-socialism type. As noted by The Daily Wire in May, a recent academic study linked weak physique in men to socialist ideology.

So when we talk about liberal snowflakes getting their feelings hurt, we actually have science to back us up!

If you have too much time on your hands, have trouble sleeping at night, or want to torture the in-laws if they’re overstaying their welcome, you can watch the whole “experiment” here:

Urban Dictionaryiframe src=”” width=”560″ height=”315″ frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen=”allowfullscreen”> has a term for these types of men. They’re called “soy boys.” And what is a soy boy?

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as “Nazis”.

He is also quite likely to be a socialist.

As the Daily Mail reported, they conducted a study in May of this year that affirms as much:

An academic study from researchers at Brunel University London assessed 171 men, looking at their height, weight, overall physical strength and bicep circumference, along with their views on redistribution of wealth and income inequality. The study, published in the Evolution and Human Behavior journal, ​found that weaker men were more likely to favor socialist policies than stronger men.

Brunel University’s Michael Price believes this may be a product of evolutionary psychology.

“This is about our Stone Age brains, in a modern society,” said Dr. Price. “Our minds evolved in environments where strength was a big determinant of success. If you find yourself in a body not threatened by other males, if you feel you can win competitions for status, then maybe you start thinking inequality is pretty good.”

Fidel Castro did pull-ups to keep that slight frame.

And Obama plays basketball and … well … what exactly is he doing?

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