Reporter Asks Sarah Palin if She’s Been Harassed; Never Expected Her Response

Amidst what seems to be thousands of accusations directed towards hundreds of men in Hollywood and Washington, it might be easier to have the actors and politicians come forward who have not sexually harassed or assaulted someone. It could save time. Who knows? I mean, we’re all busy.

And, I think liberals in both Tinseltown and Congress are ready to move forward. I mean, after all, how can they be the all-too-sensitive, watch out for all the -isms activists if they themselves are fondling women while they’re sleeping, poking, prodding, slapping, etc.

So, it should come as no surprise, then, that Sarah Palin, the former Vice Presidential candidate and Alaskan Governor, was asked by reporters if she has ever been harassed or assaulted.

Her response was a little surprising. As CNS News she stated that “most people know she carries a firearm for self-defense, so they don’t give her trouble.”

Reporter: “Have you ever experienced sexual harassment in the workplace as a ambitious woman in public life?”

Palin: “You know, I think a whole lot people know that I’m probably ‘packing’ – so, I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would necessarily mess with me.”

“And, I don’t mean to be light-hearted about it, because it’s a serious issue. It really stinks for women in the workplace that, for too long, men have thought that they can get away with kind of being that that old-school thinking that it’s okay to belittle and harass women, in general.”

“So, the floodgates are really open right now that could lead to a lot of false accusations that really harm an innocent person.”

Maybe that is a spin the NRA should take to get liberals off their backs. Want to end sexual harassment in the workforce? Pack heat!

Want to make sure you never get Weinstein-ed? That you don’t have to pivot from Piven?

Want to make sure that Spacey will see the moon and the stars if he messes with you?

Well then, do we have the Glock for you!

And, if they don’t agree with this platform, then you can ask how women ARE supposed to protect themselves from attacks? Surely you aren’t silly enough to believe that those self-defense classes work…are you?

Or, what about that little tube of mace you either forget to take with you or have at the bottom of your Mary-Poppins size purse? Dare I say that feminists might agree with Palin?!?!

After all, I would rather a woman carry a gun than be attacked. How can you argue with that? [I’m sure they will figure out a way].

Will Palin become the poster child of protection?

The shield from Weinstein?

Palin Pistols.

Stop-Weinstein Winchesters.

The Back-off Blunderbuss.

The Misogyny Musket.

The NRA could even sponsor their own line of guns to protect women! Do you have any clever names for the potential NRA-feminist guns?

Is this something that should be pitched? Have we found our 2nd amendment rights secured…in the the hotels of Hollywood and D.C.? It certainly seems so!