This “10 Symptoms That May Indicate Chronic Liberalism” List Is PERFECT

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This list of the 10 symptoms that may indicate chronic liberalism is one of the best things on the internet today.

1. If you believe that early snow and cold weather is a sign of Global Warming™…you may be a Liberal.

2. If you believe that conservatives who support Ben Carson do so because conservatives hate blacks….you may be a Liberal.

3. If you believe that Americans shouldn’t own guns, but think it’s okay to run guns to Mexican drug lords…you may be a liberal.

4. If you believe that the TEA Party is bad because they could be violent, even though they’re not violent…you may be a Liberal.

5. If you believe that the Occupy groups are good, despite their violence…you may be a Liberal.

6. If you believe that the solution to problems caused by government is more government…you may be a Liberal.

7. If you believe that killing an unborn baby is fine, but executing a convicted murderer is immoral…you may be a Liberal.

8. If you believe that Christians are evil for trying to impose their morality on you, but have no problem with the government forcing them to participate in same-sex weddings…you may be a Liberal.

9. If you believe that racial diversity is a great thing but that Europeans coming to the Americas was a crime against humanity…you may be a Liberal.

10. If you believe that rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – aren’t paying their “fair share” but low-income people – who actually have a negative tax (the government pays them) are oppressed…you may be a Liberal.

What would you add to this list?