WaPo: Polar Bears ‘Hurt By Climate Change’ Could Develop A Taste For Human Flesh

The Washington Post came out with an absolutely SHOCKING article yesterday.

Brace yourselves. Are you ready for this?

Bears are dangerous. Polar bears, specifically.

Oh, and here is another tip, the hungrier they are, the more dangerous they become.

They must be hiring zoologists at The Washington Post… My mind is blown with that insight.

And what might happen if that keeps up?

According to the Daily Caller:

The Washington Post is out with a shocking headline based on a study claiming currently “rare” polar bear attacks on humans could become more frequent due to man-made global warming.

“Polar bears hurt by climate change are more likely to turn to a new food source — humans” is the rather chilling headline WaPo went with in its article, published Thursday. The Post reported that with higher temperatures, “the more likely polar bears are to interact with humans — and possibly attack and eat them.”

So for all of those humans that live near polar bears, beware: global warming has created vicious, hungry polar bears.

Never mind the fact that polar bears were never the cuddly creatures Sea World sold them to be (you have to push those stuffed animals in the souvenir shop somehow).

With or without global warming, you don’t want to approach a polar bear, a grizzly bear, a rattlesnake, a lion, a tiger, a hungry mother-in-law.

Duh.

These are dangerous mammals–regardless of the globe’s temperature.

If humans die from wild animal attacks, that has less to do with global warming and more to do with natural selection and survival of the fittest… strike that, smartest.

Who exactly is taking a stroll through the Arctic Circle anyways?